f1rst!!

Ok, this is my first post, this is just a way to put these weird stuff in one place, where people can go and reassure themselves that they're comparatively sane. So yeah i just wrote this stuff some time when i couldnt get to sleep I assume, I don't really remember it too clearly but they're all dated for sometime from the early morning. This is just the really rough note versions, I might end up editing them or adding more sometime.

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Book idea, scientist dies of only cancer he didn't cure, wakes up 4 months later thanks to his very theoretical implant he put in privately. In those 4 months he has seen lived through the death moments of everyone who died in that time, "i saw, i heard, i felt and i tasted every death. Do you know howmany people died in the last 4 months? I do. I know because i lived through every single one", so he solves some murders with the police. He meets a girl who wants him to find her fathers murderer, he decribes it but was hit from behind so can't help. Consoles her with story of how it could be worse, a Brazilian new father driving gets in a car accident, then suddenly main characters realizes, he saw the same person at evry death moments before. Some point after, he is somewhere And sees the person, grabs him and finds he claims to be death. Poss lie, actually just kills people, some kinda demon.‏

Book, he was in some kinda waiting room with all dying people flying
past, absorbing their deaths while the cancer in his body was destroyed

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Slightly more sane, depending on your outlook:

In Malaysia, monsoon la ninos, leads to "rain (find Spanish word) de
ninos". duck hunting is the construction of giant nets made of living
swans with their necks and wingtips stapled together to create a mesh.
They use this to catch all the "ninos" that fall in the rains. After the
monsoon, the swans are released, and this has become part of their
natural migratory cycle, and they hav started to evolve more stapleproof
necks and wingtips. This is why swans in the west are smarter, as only
the stupid ones go near India. The babies that fall in the rain are
created by the many fat tourists who go parachuting over India at the
wrong time, during the dust storm season, and as the air becomes denser
their parachutes are ripped apart and they just float. The sand over the
course of the months before the rain de niños erodes the obese tourists
into a child form‏

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So yeah, thats all for now